This linked-to article, here, will give you some sense of why nobody wants "to stand up to" this guy, no matter how despicable he may be, no matter how many enemies his defamation campaigns (and his "career" of petty conniving against comedians) may earn him: although his comedy constantly addresses the fact that he's an object of pity, he doesn't realize that this same pity conceals the extent to which he's despised. Or, at least, it allows him to deceive himself: he is, in fact, a rare example of someone far more hated than I. And for worse reasons, of course.
I was not exaggerating when I said that people warned me about him on the very first day that I arrived in this city, and I am not exaggerating when I say that other comedians told me that Josh had made their lives miserable, however, they are all willing to suffer in silence while this guy plays his self-appointed role as the king of comedy. And, again, we all know why: pity, a slow poison endured by both the poisoner and the poisoned.
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Dude, you should hear Melissa's side of the story.
Chris gets on stage and says terrible things about his ex-wife.
You never hear his ex-wife's perspective.
Chris isn't banned from the club.
Luke makes jokes about his ex-girlfriend.
You never hear his ex-girlfriend's perspective.
Luke isn't banned from the club.
You've banned me from these two clubs because of a story you made up in your own head, and it just isn't true.
Melissa doesn't blame me: Melissa doesn't think I did anything wrong. And she uploaded both YouTube videos in which she's speaking alone,
and also YouTube videos in which she's talking to me, AFTER the breakup.
I don't think Chris or Luke (or Mav) are gonna do a podcast with their ex-girlfriends the way I did, bro.
E.M.
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[I am omitting his reply, out of some strange sense of chivalry.]
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Okay, cool:
problem solved.
If that's your story, there's clearly no reason for any hostility or conflict between us.
See you tonight at the club.
E.M.
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[Again, I am omitting his replies here. It should be intuitively obvious that they contributed very little to the conversation.]
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So what do you wanna do tonight?
You want to drink a cup of coffee sitting at the same table and actually get to know me?
Or do you wanna act like we're enemies for no reason at all?
Yeah, dude, I've had positive feedback from many comedians who appreciated my filming short clips of them: they say things like, "Oh, great, can you send that to me, I'm gonna post it on my Instagram?"
Some asked me if I'd captured a good moment of them after a set.
Many comedians here actually do regard filming from the audience positively, and they've told me this: they like the fact that they'll get free promotion and reach a few more viewers.
If you have a house policy that nobody should be filming, fine: I'll put the camera away, and it's done. No reason for any conflict.
Nobody has ever said that to me before, but I can totally understand the policy: if you don't want people to have their phones out, let them know, or let me know, and I'll follow the rules.
You've never said that to me before, but now, all of a sudden, it's an excuse to ban me.
You and I have no reason to be enemies: I don't think you're stupid enough to believe stories made up about me and my ex-girlfriend, Melissa...
when (1) you've met Melissa, and (2) you can hear her attitude in any podcast or video, any time (unlike Chris's ex-wife, unlike Luke's ex-girlfriend).
You're creating a conflict out of nothing.
E.M.

